The Great Mate Interrogation
Dad stops pacing and turns to face me with the expression of a detective who just realized his murder mystery has taken a very weird turn into supernatural romance territory.
"Wait," he says, holding up one hand like he's directing traffic in his own bathroom. "Back up. When did you find your m...
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Chapters
1. Look Away I'm about to Embarrass Myself
2. Still Me
3. Birthday Chaos
4. Broken Heel
5. Fuck the bloody off.
6. Frogs, Princes, and Other Ways to Die Unattractively
7. The Swamp Goblin Incident
8. OH
9. He's A Vampire
10. oh-my-God-my-wolf-just-claimed-a-vampire
11. A Bigger Everything
12. I wasn't ready
13. The Great Pajama Tragedy
14. Nice tits, sweetheart
15. Kissed, Bitten, and Barely Breathing
16. Vampire Kisses and Air Freshener Fiascos
17. Tattooed in Blood and Clumsiness
18. When Vampires Ink and Bathroom Fights Collide
19. The Great Mate Interrogation
20. I should've lied
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