CHAPTER 62

Then I remembered the iPhone app that makes hairdryer noises.

I shouted, ‘I need my phone, Mum. I can’t find it! I’ve lost my phone!’

Mum pointed out that I was holding my phone.

I am so sleep-deprived!

Then Dad came on the line and suggested I put cinnamon in Katy’s milk.

I sobbed that I didn’...