BH Ariks

A comedy of errors, that offers second chances for first love in this BDSM Mafia, Reverse Harem Romance.
In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, I do the unthinkable……..
I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera.
Yes, I meant it to be for show to avoid my stalker, but .....Let’s just say it’s not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I’m impersonating. “Renfield tricked me,” I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him.
“Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!"
How did this happen?
Nicky! That’s right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross’ fault!
Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it’s funny or so funny it’s tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.