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I stared at the text for a few minutes in horror. The profile picture was blank. The username was: The_real_prince_charming, hinting at the fact that it was a guy, most probably.
I knew, I should have just ignored the text or blocked the number or something, but, my curiosity and the need to show this cocky dude his right place got the best out of me.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Stop, dude. Who tf are you?
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
?
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Wow, people are soooooooo creative these days.
Ikr?!
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Why am I even surprised?
That username already hinted at your creativity.
Kudos to your originality, dude.
Well, what can I say, I was born original.
FYI, it was sarcasm, mr. original
Welp! I am offended.
That username is no joke. It is original.
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
I have seen at least five hundred profiles claiming they are ‘prince_charming’
Correction, sweetheart: I am the ‘real’ prince_charming
Sureeeeeeee
Whatever floats your boat.
And, don’t you dare call me ‘sweetheart’ again.
Why, sweetheart?
Stop!
You don’t know me and I don’t know you.
Oh, but, I do know you.
You are the narcissist-est kid of this century.
First, don’t call me kid.
Why, kid?
Second, let me finish first, grandpa.
You didn’t have to go for ‘grandpa’, sweetheart.
There is an even better option, if you know what I mean
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Of course, mommy, nice try.
Damn it!
Third, stop interrupting me. Try your luck somewhere else.
I am not going to give you what you are looking for, ‘mommy’
Now, back to the topic.
Narcissist-est is no word.
But, that’s the only word in my dictionary that can apply to the ego of ‘Chloe_awesome_scott’
YOU ARE THE ONE TO SAY MR. PRINCE_CHARMING.
CORRECTION, SWEETS: REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING
STOP GIVING ME NICKNAMES AND STOP COPYING ME.
BUT, I NEVER COPIED YOU!
WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?
WHY CAN’T I? YOU DON’T HAVE A COPYRIGHT OVER CAPS.
Okay, whatever you say, you annoying son of a biscuit.
That’s right, love. I am son of a biscuit, and I am very delicious-
No! Stop right there!
Wtf is wrong with you?!
You should have asked that to yourself before sending me a text at a creepy hour.
Okay, fine, it was my fault!
H.A.P.P.Y?
A man can never be H.A.P.P.Y sweetheart.
Seriously?
Now, wtf is that supposed to mean?
Didn’t they ever teach you the full form of H.A.P.P.Y.
Having A –
No! STOP! I don’t wanna know your dirty full forms.
Having A Pregnancy per year
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I am scarred for life now.
I Will never be able to think of ‘happy’ in the same way.
All thanks to you.
Thank you for making me forever sad.
Why, you are most welcome, sweetheart.
And, aw, don’t be sad.
I Will make you hap-
CUT IT, DUDE!
AND, LISTEN TO ME VERY CAREFULLY.
I ONLY SENT THE TEXT BECAUSE I WAS DARED TO.
I AM NOT EVEN A LEAST BIT INTERESTED IN KNOWING WHAT YOU ARE HIDING.
DARE? HMM…INTERESTING.
STOP COPYING ME!
I AM NOT!
WHATEVER.
It was NOT nice knowing you, hope we never-
Wait, sweetheart, are you dying?
Why are you saying your goodbyes already?
I TOLD YOU I AM NOT INTERESTED.
SO, BYE!
SO, YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED IN KNOWING THIS WEREWOLF, MATE?
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….
WTF IS THIS AGAIN?
WEREWOLF AND MATE, REALLY?!
WOW! CREATIVITY AT ITS PEAK.
WELL WHY DO YOU THINK YOU WERE DARED TO ASK ME THAT.
ISN’T IT OBVIOUS, I AM HIDING SOMETHING BIG.
YOU ARE LUCKY I TOLD YOU, MATE.
I AM NOT YOUR MATE!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WTF?! I TAKE THAT BACK!
I AM NOT ANYTHING!
I AM A HUMAN WHO LOVES ANIMALS!
BYE, MR. SELF-PROCLAIMED REAL_PRINCE_CHARMING.
OH, NOT SO EASILY, MATE.
NOT BEFORE YOU TELL ME WHO DARED YOU.
Well, I was not about to tell him that. Not before I talked to them myself first.
A/N: So, I hope you liked the beginning. Any questions? Ask me in the comments. Any suggestion is also most welcome. Let me know what you think of all the characters.
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p.s.: yes, something happened today with my crush and I am dying to tell you, but, I have to go somewhere rn and won’t be able to type it out. I Will tell you guys tomorrow, it’s Sunday anyway, so, at least there Will be something to look forward to;)