Cold water has indeed seeped into the thin cotton of my shirt and bra. Before I can set the offending leaky-ass drawer on the counter top, a deep booming voice barks out, "Who the hell are you?"
My scream harmonizes with the crash of the bin on the floor. Plastic splinters fly in all directions. Water splashes my shoes and pants.
Sliding my eyes up from the mess, I'm taken aback by the curious stare of my boss, Xaver Sayle.
"I'm Pippa Hofacker, your new PA, Mr. Sayle." My nervousness manifests itself in the fluttering of my hands. My eyes must be as round as saucers. "I'm sorry about the mess, Mr. Sayle."
*God, I’m so going to get fired.*
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"Who the hell are you?"
I know who she is, even before she says her ridiculous name. In my defense, it’s her breasts which made me swear. 
One who works directly under me.
*And I want her under me.*
                                          **** This is an interracial romance****


His 90 Day PA

112-EPILOGUE-XAVER

**XAVER**
On the ride over to my parents, she asks, “Why are you calling me Pi?”

“I wanted to call you something other than Pip—what your friends call you. I wanted something of my own, and Pi just came out.”
She flexes her fingers on my knee. I glance over at her, trying to gauge her express...

**XAVER**

 On the ride over to my parents, she asks, “Why are you calling me Pi?” 
 
“I wanted to call you something other than Pip—what your friends call you. I wanted something of my own, and Pi just came out.” 

She flexes her fingers on my knee. I glance over at her, trying to gauge her express...

98-Guest Host

1-Dynamic Monotone

2-Crash Landing

3- Awfully Good

4-Non-existent Impression

5-Even Odds

6-Good Grief

7-Major Minority

8-Silent Sound

9-Liquid Marble

10-Paper Towel 1.0

11-Paper Towel  2.0

12-Act Naturally 1.0

13-Act Naturally 2.0

14-Nightlight

15-Firewater

16-Now and Then 1.0

17-Now and Then 2.0

18-Benign Neglect

19-Head Butt

20-Unbiased Opinion 1.0

21-Unbiased Opinion 2.0

22-Criminal Justice

23- Tragic Comedy

24-Pretty Fierce

25-Rolling Stop

26-Military Intelligence

27-Planned Exodus

28-Deafening Silence

29-Short Wait

30-Same Difference

31-Civil Engineer

32-Simple Calculations

33-Peace Force

34-Clearly Misunderstood 1.0

35-Clearly Misunderstood 2.0

36-Foolish Wisdom

37-Uncommonly Common

38-Limited Immunity

39-Traumatic Bonding

40-True Fiction

41-Small Crowd 1.0

42-Small Crowd 2.0

43-Stand Down

44-Smart Bomb

45-Hard Curve

46-This Page Intentionally Left Blank

47-Unusual Routine

48-Forgotten Memories

49-Tentative Conclusion

50-Stop Action

51-Accurate Stereotype

52-Bitter Sweet 1.0

53-Bitter Sweet 2.0

54-Indifferently Attentive

55-Definitely Maybe

56-Inside Out

57-Screaming Silence 

58-Full Service

59-Withheld Contribution 

60-Management Support 1.0

61-Management Support 2.0

62-Pleasing Pain

63-Silent Alarm

64-Quiet Hurricanes 1.0

65-Quiet Hurricanes 2.0

66-Wet Drywall

67-Limited Incursion

68-Unknown Knowledge

69-Negative Gain

70-Fat Free Ice Cream

71-Quiet Revolution

72-Debugged Program

73-Remotely Obvious 1.0

74-Remotely Obvious 2.0

75-Incomplete Cure

76-Hasten Slowly

77-Weirdly Normal

78-Finally Again

79-Secret Rumor

80-Joyful Trouble

81-Invisible Ink

82-A Little Pregnant

83-Jump Start

84-Veiled Accusation

85-Rapid Transit

86-Less is More

87-Weak Security

88-Unsolved Mystery

89-Anticipating the Unanticipated

90-Express line

91-Blurry Vision

92-Past Prediction

93-Civil Disobedience

94-Weather Forecaster

95-Fallout Shelter

96-Scheduled Spontaneity

97-Gentle Turbulence

99-Public Privy

100-Farewell Reception