Kai...Kia?
The Next Morning
Kai stretched his arms.
Whew…I clearly was more tired than I thought.
He rubbed his eyes sleepily and stood from the bed. Rubbing the back of his neck, he walked into the bathroom and grabbed the beautiful woman who stood in front of the bathroom mirror.
"Good morning beautiful.” He whispered against her.
"Uh-“
Before Sabine could speak, Kai pecked her on the lips.
"I’m going to take a shower.” He murmured before struggling to pull off his clothes that fit too snug. Pulling hard, his shirt ripped in two. "Fucking expensive shit never last.” He muttered rolling his eyes.
Sabine's lips parted in shock as the handsome man stood back turned to her completely nude. His back muscular and taunt, she felt herself blush.
He turned on the water and hoped inside. His body ached, and as he scrubbed he cut his eyes in confusion. "What the-“
What was originally a six-pack was now an eight. Kai wasn't a small man to begin with, but now he hardly recognized his body. His eyes shot open as his memory slowly started to return.
"SHIT!” He screamed falling in the shower. He ripped off the shower curtain and covered his body.
Sabine curled up her lips in disgust. "That thing is probably filthy."
"YOU KIDNAPPED ME! HELP!!!” He shouted.
"I did NOT kidnap you, now will you relax. Besides you legit just walked in here and kissed me. The hell was that about?”
He looked at her as if she were insane. "I THOUGHT WE SLEPT TOGETHER! OF COURSE, I’M GOING TO KISS YOU IN THE MORNING! I'M A GENTLEMAN!”
Sabine retched her head back. "Why the hell would you think that?”
"Because last night I-“ He pursed his lips realizing it was a dream.
Sabine smirked. "You were having a nasty dream about me weren’t you?”
He glared at her. "No.I.was.not!”
She laughed and he cut his eyes harder. "What the fuck did you knock me out with?”
She rubbed the back of her neck and took a step forward.
"Well I-“
"STAY BACK CRAZY!”
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING CRAZY?!”
"Are you kidding me?! You kidnap me and you’re mad that I called you crazy?! Look here black Kathy Bates, I’ve NEVER in my life hit a woman, but I will knock. you.THEE FUCK.out before I let you cut off my legs and strap me to the bed.”
Sabine rolled her eyes. "Are you always this dramatic?”
He fumed at her. "You always this crazy? Leave so I can get out and then I’m going.”
She threw up her hands and walked out of the bathroom, and closed the door behind her. Making sure she was gone, Kai stepped from the shower. He raced to the sink. "Okay…okay…she’s small. I can take her down. And if I’m careful enough, I’ll get away without getting sued.”
He washed his face and looked into the mirror. His hands shook as he saw the purple sparks in his eyes. Kai slammed his hands to the skin, and it fell to the floor. Water flying everywhere, he hit the ground hard.
"SHIT!” He shouted again and scrambled to his feet. Looking at the mess in horror, he waved his hands. "STOP! STOP! STOP!”
Purple sparks shot from his hands, hitting the sink and locking it back in place.
"Not bad”
"AHHHH!” He screamed and whipped around, seeing Sabine.
She glared at him. "I would have helped you, but I’m crazy remember?”
"What the hell did you do to me?”
"It really was an accident Kai.”
"DON’T.YOU.DARE.CALL ME BY MY NAME.”
Even he knew that was dumb to say, but Kai was afraid, his entire body looked different. It was bigger, and he’d just shot purple lighting from his fingers. He grabbed his chest and struggled to breathe. "I have asthma. I need my pump.” His inhaler appeared in his hand, and he threw it into the mirror smashing the glass.
"Ooooo you gonna have bad luck like shit.”
He glared at Sabine. "You smell like bad luck.”
"What?”
"I DON’T KNOW! I’M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT!” He grabbed his inhaler and took a puff.
"You know you could just make your asthma go away, considering you’re a warlock now.”
His eyes widened and he shrilled. "whatthehellareyoutellingme?” He groaned. "Mannnn I can’t be magical! I have a concert in two weeks, I’m way too busy for this shit!”
"Really Kai?"
He pointed at his face. "FREAKING.THE.FUCK.OUT! "
Sabine laughed. "I didn't know you were a musican."
"Don’t act like you don’t know who I am. That’s probably why you kidnapped me.”
"I DID NOT KIDNAP YOU!”
Kai stormed past her. "Where are my bags?!” Trying her best to stifle her laugh, Sabine watched him fling the clothes in the air. "Can’t fit NONE of this shit!” He heard her giggle, and he sat on the floor. Looking around at the sprawled-about clothes, Kai let out a laugh.
"You finish with your temper tantrum?” She asked.
He scoffed and shook his head. "Yeah.” Sabine wiggled her nose, and clothes appeared on his body. His mouth dropped. "BEWITCHED!”
She laughed. "Nah, just messing with you.”
"Good because a brother was not about to be wiggling his nose, that’s where I draw the line.”
Sabine sat beside him. "I really didn’t mean to hurt you-well I meant it at the time, but you’d scared me when you showed up.”
He looked at her. "That wasn’t my intention, I was just returning your stuff.”
She fiddled with her fingers. "I know…I tend to destroy everything I touch.” There was something about her saddened face that made Kai react.
He reached out and touched her face. "Hey, we’ll figure this out okay?”
She nodded and chuckled softly. "I turned you into a supernatural and here you are consoling me.”
He took her hand and caressed his face. "You have a point. Console me for I am completely distraught.” The two shared a laugh and Sabine bit the side of her lip.
"T-there’s something else that I need to tell you…I kinda went through your wallet.”
His eyes widened. "Please don’t tell me robbed me because-“
She rolled her eyes. "No. I was trying to find something that would tell me who you are and how to help…and I saw the picture.”
"What picture?”
She avoided his eyes. "Of your sisters.”
His face hardened. "How do you know they’re my sisters?”
"You said it before you passed out….and I know them. Well kinda, I was on my way to them for help.”
He looked at her in confusion. "Why would you be going to my little sisters for help?”
"You don’t know who they are do you?”
He looked at her quietly. "I never met them, I was trying to get to them by-SHIT!” He leaped up and grabbed his stuff. "I gotta get there! It’s the anniversary! I got to go.”
She grabbed his arm. "Okay, okay but there’s something about them I REALLY need to tell you. Your sisters are-“
"We have just received word that multi-platinum recording artist Kai Pierce has been identified as missing. His manager and friend has confirmed that he’s been gone for a total of four days before he decided that it was time to report him missing. Currently, there is a reward of $10,000 for anyone with information.”
Kai placed his hand over his mouth. "FUCK! That son of a bitch!”
"What’s going on?”
He blew steam from his nose. "I didn’t tell anyone I was leaving.”
"Why?”
"Because not everyone around me has my best intentions at heart.” Kai looked down at her. "I really need your help. I NEED to get to my sisters and I can’t be seen….can’t we like poof there or something?
Sabine shook her head. "No…I’m not strong enough.” She heard him shout another expletive. "Wait...I have an idea, but you’re not going to like it.”
"Will it get me to my sisters without drawing attention?”
She shook her head yes.
"Then do it.” He saw her wave her hand. "Well?”
Sabine let out a giggle and he shook his head. "Wha-“ raven black hair cascaded down his back. He patted his face, and then his neck. "W-where’s my adams apple?!?! Sabine…WHERE’S MY ADAMS APPLE?!” She pursed her lips and he darted to the bathroom. "AHHHHH-I HAVE TITS! I HAVE CURVES FOR DAYS!” Silence. "FUCK SABINE!!! YOU CASTRATED ME!!”
Emerging from the bathroom, he looked at her wildly.
"What?! You said to get you there undetected by any means necessary. Nobody will be looking for Kia…” She mused.
Kai grabbed the dress and fumed. "You’re enjoying this too much.”
Sabine folded her arms to her chest. "Oh, will you relax? I even gave you the holy grail of dresses, one with deep pockets.”