
A Human's Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps
Kit Bryan
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Introduction
Hi, My name is Kat and I feel like I should make something clear. I am no expert on magic and there's no reason why I should be. Us humans only discovered that magic exists a few years ago and really it wasn't the big deal you would expect. it exists, I don't have any magic of my own so it makes no difference to my life.
So when I get asked to play tour guide for a stupidly handsome fae as he attempts to capture some escaped criminals I realise that the fae know about as much about us as we do about them. I find myself helping him navigate weird human things like mobile phones, credit cards and why we wait at red lights when there are no cars approaching.
It's safe to say that I'm a little overwhelmed by it all.
But it will be fine, right? I mean, It's not like I'm the one facing down criminals or, even worse... Crazy fae fangirls. All I have to do is show the hot guy around and do my best not to embarrass myself too much in the process. What could go wrong?
Wish me luck!
So when I get asked to play tour guide for a stupidly handsome fae as he attempts to capture some escaped criminals I realise that the fae know about as much about us as we do about them. I find myself helping him navigate weird human things like mobile phones, credit cards and why we wait at red lights when there are no cars approaching.
It's safe to say that I'm a little overwhelmed by it all.
But it will be fine, right? I mean, It's not like I'm the one facing down criminals or, even worse... Crazy fae fangirls. All I have to do is show the hot guy around and do my best not to embarrass myself too much in the process. What could go wrong?
Wish me luck!
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#170 Rule 170- The Final Chapter- Love is like fine-tuning a masterpiece, polish each other's rough edges, refine your strengths, and create a work of art.
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#169 Rule 169- The truth sets you free, think of it as your all-access pass to a life with no cover-ups or baggage fees.
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#168 Rule 168- Dropping by someone's home unannounced is like showing up to a party in pyjamas, fun, but they might not be ready for it!
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#167 Rule 167- Feeling discontent is like an itchy sweater, uncomfortable, but it might just push you to find something that fits you better.
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#166 Rule 166- Love and connections are like roots and wings, deep roots make you stable, and strong wings set you free.
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#165 Rule 165- Honesty is like working out, awkward and sweaty at first, but keep at it and soon you'll be flexing your truth muscles!
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#164 Rule 164- Never underestimate a mother’s power, she’s like a detective, therapist, and cheerleader all rolled into one.
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#163 Rule 163- When dating a girl, remember: her friends are the approval committee. Win them over, or prepare for an uphill battle!
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#162 Rule 162- Learning is like going to a carnival, there's always something new, and sometimes the rides are wild, but they're always worth it!
Last Updated: 09/20/2025 03:25#161 Rule 161- Trying new things is like jumping into a pool, even if it’s a bit chilly at first, you’ll be glad you did.
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Characters arę great, story also feels nice to me. I looking forward to read next chapters.
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interesting plot, I like the characters, good book to read with a good story line...
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liking it so far
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