
A Human's Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps
Kit Bryan
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Introduction
So when I get asked to play tour guide for a stupidly handsome fae as he attempts to capture some escaped criminals I realise that the fae know about as much about us as we do about them. I find myself helping him navigate weird human things like mobile phones, credit cards and why we wait at red lights when there are no cars approaching.
It's safe to say that I'm a little overwhelmed by it all.
But it will be fine, right? I mean, It's not like I'm the one facing down criminals or, even worse... Crazy fae fangirls. All I have to do is show the hot guy around and do my best not to embarrass myself too much in the process. What could go wrong?
Wish me luck!
About Author

Kit Bryan
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#170 Rule 170- The Final Chapter- Love is like fine-tuning a masterpiece, polish each other's rough edges, refine your strengths, and create a work of art.
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:25#169 Rule 169- The truth sets you free, think of it as your all-access pass to a life with no cover-ups or baggage fees.
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#168 Rule 168- Dropping by someone's home unannounced is like showing up to a party in pyjamas, fun, but they might not be ready for it!
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#167 Rule 167- Feeling discontent is like an itchy sweater, uncomfortable, but it might just push you to find something that fits you better.
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#166 Rule 166- Love and connections are like roots and wings, deep roots make you stable, and strong wings set you free.
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#165 Rule 165- Honesty is like working out, awkward and sweaty at first, but keep at it and soon you'll be flexing your truth muscles!
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#164 Rule 164- Never underestimate a mother’s power, she’s like a detective, therapist, and cheerleader all rolled into one.
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#163 Rule 163- When dating a girl, remember: her friends are the approval committee. Win them over, or prepare for an uphill battle!
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#162 Rule 162- Learning is like going to a carnival, there's always something new, and sometimes the rides are wild, but they're always worth it!
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:05#161 Rule 161- Trying new things is like jumping into a pool, even if it’s a bit chilly at first, you’ll be glad you did.
Last Updated: 01/12/2026 21:04
Comments

Visitor
so far this book keeps me on my toes
02/03/2026 18:28Jenny Wentz
good so far. I'm only a few chapters in. it's very interesting...
02/03/2026 17:26bethany hague
👍
02/03/2026 11:01
Lory Io
As with every other book you wrote, I love your writing and the build up, although it's very slow at the beginning it's just so great written, love the characters and the love that grows and bluems like a pretty flower. I'm working on opening the book with how not to fall for a dragon. I hope you are working on other books because I can't get enough of your books 😁
01/29/2026 17:51
Lory Io
I said this before at another book, I love your chapter titles, but this one in particular. It's so sweet and well said. 🥰
01/29/2026 17:47
Visitor
so far I am loving this book. it has all the right plots to captivate a reader from the beginning
01/21/2026 10:09Pau Mendonca
im loving it so far!!! its a great story an inlove the characters
01/20/2026 15:26Andrea Moore
I like this book so far.
01/09/2026 19:38Brooke M Bender
pretty good book would read again wish their was more
11/28/2025 03:41
Visitor
this book is amazing I finished it pretty fast. I always finish the good books fast. this is the second book from this author that I've read and they both been wonderful books I can't wait to read more. only thing with this book is I want more I hope she does a sequel
11/18/2025 00:45
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