Chapter 17 This Is Why I Don’t Dance
[INITIATING TROPE: BALLROOM DANCE. WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW IF THIS COUNTS AS A KEY BEAT? OR WOULD YOU RATHER KISS HIM FIRST AND I LAUGH AT YOU AFTER IF IT IS NOT?]
Maeve couldn’t hold back herself from holding her middle finger, which she noticed immediately got blurred by the stupid witch floatin...
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Chapters
1. Chapter 1 Prologue
2. Chapter 2 A Good Morning? I Might Even Believe It
3. Chapter 3 A Life Where I Participate? I’d Rather Die
4. Chapter 4 I Do Not Want This Life For F*ck’s Sake!
5. Chapter 5 What Exactly Am I Doing Here Really?
6. Chapter 6 Ah, There Is No Way Out, Is There?
7. Chapter 7 I Will Make This Work Somehow
8. Chapter 8 Do I Not Deserve A Moment Of Peace?
9. Chapter 9 Who Is Isabella Montague
10. Chapter 10 I Have To Make This Work
11. Chapter 11 Food Is Window To The Soul. These People Have None
12. Chapter 12 Making Matters Worse Is A Fun Activity
13. Chapter 13 Charity Is Just Good Business
14. Chapter 14 I Don’t Do Pro Bono Work
15. Chapter 15 The Start Of A Cult (And Hopefully Tax Evasion)
16. Chapter 16 The Answer Is Not At The End Of A Bottle (Make It A Vodka Bottle Instead)
17. Chapter 17 This Is Why I Don’t Dance
18. Chapter 18 The Only Wake Up Call I’d Accept MUST Be Money
19. Chapter 19 I Prefer Gold To People, By The Way
20. Chapter 20 My Vessel Might Have Fangs
21. Chapter 21 But I Have A Contract!
22. Chapter 22 Everyone Gets A Job So I Don’t Suffer Alone
23. Chapter 23 Connecting The Dots Might Lead Me To A Vacation
24. Chapter 24 The Evolution Of Pick-Me’s, It Seems
25. Chapter 25 It Seems Everytime I Black out— Things Get Worse
26. Chapter 26 Whatever Choice I Make? I Call Bullsh*t!
27. Chapter 27 Relationships Are Hectic. Avoid Them, Dear Reader- Signed, Maeve
28. Chapter 28 Always Read The Fine Print, Folks (And Don’t Trust Men)
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