Chapter 55 The Plot Thickens… But Not My Behind. Rude.
“AHHHH. NO. STOP. I do not want to take care of more people!” Were the first words to jump out of Maeve’s mouth as she sat up from where she was laying down— and realized only then that she was in a tent… and there was an old man seated right next to her.
The old man in question being Aegon of Sat...
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Chapters
1. Chapter 1 Prologue
2. Chapter 2 A Good Morning? I Might Even Believe It
3. Chapter 3 A Life Where I Participate? I’d Rather Die
4. Chapter 4 I Do Not Want This Life For F*ck’s Sake!
5. Chapter 5 What Exactly Am I Doing Here Really?
6. Chapter 6 Ah, There Is No Way Out, Is There?
7. Chapter 7 I Will Make This Work Somehow
8. Chapter 8 Do I Not Deserve A Moment Of Peace?
9. Chapter 9 Who Is Isabella Montague
10. Chapter 10 I Have To Make This Work
11. Chapter 11 Food Is Window To The Soul. These People Have None
12. Chapter 12 Making Matters Worse Is A Fun Activity
13. Chapter 13 Charity Is Just Good Business
14. Chapter 14 I Don’t Do Pro Bono Work
15. Chapter 15 The Start Of A Cult (And Hopefully Tax Evasion)
16. Chapter 16 The Answer Is Not At The End Of A Bottle (Make It A Vodka Bottle Instead)
17. Chapter 17 This Is Why I Don’t Dance
18. Chapter 18 The Only Wake Up Call I’d Accept MUST Be Money
19. Chapter 19 I Prefer Gold To People, By The Way
20. Chapter 20 My Vessel Might Have Fangs
21. Chapter 21 But I Have A Contract!
22. Chapter 22 Everyone Gets A Job So I Don’t Suffer Alone
23. Chapter 23 Connecting The Dots Might Lead Me To A Vacation
24. Chapter 24 The Evolution Of Pick-Me’s, It Seems
25. Chapter 25 It Seems Everytime I Black out— Things Get Worse
26. Chapter 26 Whatever Choice I Make? I Call Bullsh*t!
27. Chapter 27 Relationships Are Hectic. Avoid Them, Dear Reader- Signed, Maeve
28. Chapter 28 Always Read The Fine Print, Folks (And Don’t Trust Men)
29. Chapter 29 The Sad, Sad Story Of A Strange Little Boy
30. Chapter 30 Friendship? Ha! I Excel In It
31. Chapter 31 The Things We Do For Food
32. Chapter 32 People Ask How I See Investments In Everything? I Ask How They Don’t
33. Chapter 33 Hypothesis And Analysis— And Two Hot Men. God Bless The Matriarchy
34. Chapter 34 System User, Logged Out
35. Chapter 35 RESET
36. Chapter 36 R R E S E T E T
37. Chapter 37 R̴͊͂́̈́̓̿E̴͗͂͐́͊̈́͘͝S̵͗́͑͐͘E̷͌͛́͘͘͝T̵͐̈́͗̾̀́
38. Chapter 38 The Knight, The Vow and The Many Graves In His Name
39. Chapter 39 What To Do When A Child Seems To Have A Spirit Attached To It? Exactly. Nothing.
40. Chapter 40 Yes, Adrian Can Laugh. How Infuriating
41. Chapter 41 The Elf With A Dream— And A Heart
42. Chapter 42 Men Can Be Dramatic… So Sleep Instead
43. Chapter 43 I Love Women. That Is It. That Is The Chapter For Today
44. Chapter 44 The Best Part About Lying Is Having Some Truth In It
45. Chapter 45 I Believe In Unity— And A Larger Workforce!
46. Chapter 46 I Always Try My Best— Even When I Desire To Rest
47. Chapter 47 Traveling Is Important So You Know More Things About Yourself Honestly
48. Chapter 48 The Head Of A Revolution Means A Big Target To Your Head!
49. Chapter 49 I Eat When I Can. No Matter What
50. Chapter 50 At This Point, Call Me A Pharmacist
51. Chapter 51 You Are Playing Checkers? I Am Starting My Own Business
52. Chapter 52 The Insurrection Of White People Music
53. Chapter 53 Gotta Give Out Some Spanking To Fix An Issue
54. Chapter 54 Rather Be The Vice President Than The President
55. Chapter 55 The Plot Thickens… But Not My Behind. Rude.
56. Chapter 56 Feeling Terrible. PS- Might Have Forgotten The Kind Of Novel I Was In
57. Chapter 57 The Bonding Of Another Life And This One
58. Chapter 58 The Truth, The Whole Truth And Nothing But The Truth
59. Chapter 59 How The Curse Was Fully Birthed
60. Chapter 60 The Very Terrible Exhausting Revelation
61. Chapter 61 Waking Up With. A Revelation!
62. Chapter 62 This Entire Marriage Thing Is Beginning To Be Quite The Challenge
63. Chapter 63 Having A Husband Who Is Technically My Wife
64. Chapter 64 The Baby Prince And Cow Milk
65. Chapter 65 The Moment Of Post Nut Clarity
66. Chapter 66 Working Overtime Is Such A Thing
67. Chapter 67 The Little Plan A Certain Me Is Concocting
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