What Exactly Did You See...?

Which is technically true, since I never actually issued a formal invitation. I just failed to uninvite them when they showed up uninvited. There's a difference.

Probably.

"Furthermore," Dad continues, gaining confidence, "if vampires had been in this house, we would all be able to smell them....

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Chapters

1. Look Away I'm about to Embarrass Myself

2. Still Me

3. Birthday Chaos

4. Broken Heel

5. Fuck the bloody off.

6. Frogs, Princes, and Other Ways to Die Unattractively

7. The Swamp Goblin Incident

8. OH

9. He's A Vampire

10. oh-my-God-my-wolf-just-claimed-a-vampire

11. A Bigger Everything

12. I wasn't ready

13. The Great Pajama Tragedy

14. Nice tits, sweetheart

15. Kissed, Bitten, and Barely Breathing

16. Vampire Kisses and Air Freshener Fiascos

17. Tattooed in Blood and Clumsiness

18. When Vampires Ink and Bathroom Fights Collide

19. The Great Mate Interrogation

20. I should've lied

21. The Impossible Demand