- Disclaimer and Prologue
- Ninja Like Skills and Cat Like Reflexes
- Pizza, Peaches and Sexy Dood
- Serial Killer, Pasta and Clubs
- Vodka, Unicorns and Friendships
- Power Couple, Threats and Meanies
- Tacos, Cashews and Perfect Housewife
- Hangovers, Strip Tease and Sweetcheeks
- Drugs, Guns and Mafia
- Exes, Smol Peepee Guy and Jobs
- Jail, Mind Controller and Female Cat
- Polaroid, Mugshots and Emotions
- Heat, Nightmare and Kickass
- Fish, Kinks and Lirisca Pisspiss
- Hunty Bear, Witch craft and Gay
- Military Shit, Moody Child and Maturity
- Creepy Douche, Vampire and Naked Child Pics
- Boyfriend, Superpowers and Storm
- Aradia, Storms and Discoveries
- Prank, Evil Plans and Razor Sharp Radar