Chapters

1- Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.

2- Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.

3- Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.

4- If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

5- You must be a dog person because you look fetching.

6- Are you a loan? You've got my interest.

7- I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.

8- I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.

9- Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

10- Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.

11- Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.

12- Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.

13- If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.

14- Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

15- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.

16- Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.

17- There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.

18- What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?

19- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?

20- I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.

21- No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.

22- I know you’re busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.

23- I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.

24- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?

25- If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.

26- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

27- I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.

28- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

29- Do you want to make out? Oh sorry, I mean work out, with me tomorrow night?

30- All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.

31- You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

32- Hey, how was heaven when you left it?

33- On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9… and I'm the 1 you need.

34- I thought this was a restaurant, but it must be a museum because you are a work of art.

35- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.

36- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.

37- I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies.

38- I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

39- Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

40- I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.

41- I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

42- If you like my name, you should hear my phone number.

43- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

44- Can I show your picture to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?

45- Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

46- I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.

47- I think we've met before. Actually, never mind, I think it was just in my dreams.

48- When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?

49- I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?

50- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off of you.

51- Let's play a game… Not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.

52- My mum told me not to talk to strangers, but I'll make an exception for you.

53- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

54- I have a phone number, you have a phone number, think of the possibilities.

55- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

56- You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.

57- Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

58- They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?

59- I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.

60- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming.

61- They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

62- Are you single? Because I need a plus one to literally everything for the rest of my life.

63- If I had a time machine, I'd use it to relive this exact moment.

64- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

65- Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?

66- I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good looking I'm literally speechless.

67- I promise I won’t break your heart, I’ll just steal it.

68- Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape?

69- I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.

70- I always thought happiness started with an "H" but it looks like it starts with "U."

71- You look so familiar…Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

72- I've got all these forks and knives. All I need is a little spoon.

73- Are you Google? You have everything I search for.

74- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

75- Are you an artist? You're really good at drawing me in.

76- It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

77- I'm not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a Queen.

78- Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.

79- My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?

80- I’m cold and you’re hot, wanna warm me up?

81- Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes.

82- Can you see us together as well as I can, or do you need glasses?

83- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?

84- I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

85- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

86- Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

87- I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

88- I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

89- I was feeling a little off today, but you've turned me on again.

90- They say the prettiest people are lonely, so you must be in dire need of some conversation.

91- Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?

92- If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

93- Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.

94- Let’s make a deal, I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

95- I know your name, but can I call you mine?

96- If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

97- You look like a tall drink of water, and I’m parched.

98- So when our grandkids ask how we met, what should we tell them?

99- I'm not an organ donor, but I'm ready to give you my heart.

100- I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

101- I'm no electrician but I can light up your day.

102- On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.

103- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

104- If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.

105- I don't know your name, but I'm sure it's just as beautiful as you are.

106- I'm surprised they haven't asked you to leave yet. You're making all the other men in here look bad.

107- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

108- Stop, drop, and roll because baby, you’re on fire.

109- You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.

110- You’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?

111- Is there a waitlist or can I RSVP to your future right now?

112- Do you know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms.

113- So I already got your number, what’s next?

114- Have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.

115- I can see that you're gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?

116- You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.

117- You've got everything I've been looking for, and trust me, I've been looking for a long time.

118- Do you want some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line?

119- I bought you a dictionary since you add so much meaning to my life.

120- I got you some new sneakers. I figured you’d need them after running through my mind so much.

121- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

122- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

123- The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.

124- You’re arresting me? Good, I need someone to keep me out of trouble!

125- I'm in need of a hero. Can you sweep me off of my feet?

126- Do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice ‘stop, drop and roll.’

127- The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.

128- They say you’re sworn to protect, but who’s going to protect me from falling for you?

129- I’m a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.

130- Can you call for backup? Because I need help dealing with my feelings for you.

131- I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!

132- Is it a crime to look as good as you do in uniform? Because it should be!

133- I’m a fireman, that means I’m an expert in what’s hot.

134- Do you want to discuss if aliens are real over drinks with me?

135- Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

136- Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.

137- You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

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135- Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

ANDREW

I crack open the door to Rowan’s workshop and immediately sneeze. The dust in here is thick enough to qualify as a biological threat. Honestly, it’s a miracle we haven’t both developed some kind of cursed lung fungus by now. The place is an absolute disaster. There’s a long workbench to t...