
Death, Dating and Other Dilemmas
Kit Bryan
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Introduction
The first thing you should know about me? I’m technically a witch. But if you ask my family, that means I’m supposed to be the perfect little spell-slinger: dutifully attend their weird rituals, work at the family business, marry some pre-approved magical dude, and crank out a few adorable witch babies to keep the bloodline alive. Spoiler alert: that’s not happening.
Instead, I’ve mastered the art of avoiding the magical world. My strategy? Hide behind my computer screens and steer clear of all the drama. It mostly works—until the office jerk, who also happens to be a mind reader, decides to nose his way into my carefully constructed peace. Then he turns up half-dead at work, and suddenly, I’m knee-deep in magical messes I never signed up for.
Now, the annoying mind-reading jackass is convinced his problems are my problems, missing bodies are piling up, and both our families are tangled in this supernatural disaster. All I wanted was to play video games, hang out with my cat, and pretend the magical world didn’t exist. Instead, I’m stuck playing amateur detective, dealing with meddling relatives, and navigating way too much forced time with a man who’s equal parts aggravating and…okay, maybe slightly intriguing.
This? This is why I don’t date.
Instead, I’ve mastered the art of avoiding the magical world. My strategy? Hide behind my computer screens and steer clear of all the drama. It mostly works—until the office jerk, who also happens to be a mind reader, decides to nose his way into my carefully constructed peace. Then he turns up half-dead at work, and suddenly, I’m knee-deep in magical messes I never signed up for.
Now, the annoying mind-reading jackass is convinced his problems are my problems, missing bodies are piling up, and both our families are tangled in this supernatural disaster. All I wanted was to play video games, hang out with my cat, and pretend the magical world didn’t exist. Instead, I’m stuck playing amateur detective, dealing with meddling relatives, and navigating way too much forced time with a man who’s equal parts aggravating and…okay, maybe slightly intriguing.
This? This is why I don’t date.
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#132 132- Is it a crime to look as good as you do in uniform? Because it should be!
#131 131- I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
#130 130- Can you call for backup? Because I need help dealing with my feelings for you.
#129 129- I’m a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.
#128 128- They say you’re sworn to protect, but who’s going to protect me from falling for you?
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Oh YEAH a new book from you ! I discovered you through Strings of fate and suscribed for A guide to survive magical happens and yours books are so good !! How often do you post this one ?
03/21/2025 22:25rafaela de melo
loving the history looking for the end
02/28/2025 11:29Jennifer Applegate
I am loving this book!!!
02/18/2025 22:33Neha Bhatt
I like your titles for every chapter! But I sadly don't think I'd be using pickup lines for anyone.
01/09/2025 12:02