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1- Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.
2- Are you a keyboard? Because you might just be my type.
3- Do you have a band aid? I scraped my knees falling for you.
4- If being handsome was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
5- You must be a dog person because you look fetching.
6- Are you a loan? You've got my interest.
7- I'm not very good at math but I can give you the value you deserve.
8- I'd like to take you to the movies but they don't let you bring your own snacks in.
9- Are your shoelaces tied? I don't want you falling for anyone else.
10- Are you WiFi? Because I feel a connection.
11- Do you have a mirror? Because I can see us together.
12- Are you a dentist? My smile got brighter when I saw you.
13- If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.
14- Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.
15- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
16- Are you tired? You've been running through my mind all day.
17- There's something wrong with my phone, it doesn't have your number in it.
18- What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?
19- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
20- I'm not currently an organ donor, but I'd love to give you my heart.
21- No pen, no paper but you still draw my attention.
22- I know you’re busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.
23- I’m going to have to ask you to leave, you’re making everyone else in here look bad.
24- Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
25- If you were a taser, you’d be set to stun.
26- Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
27- I don't normally chase people but for you I'd put my crocs in sport mode.
28- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.
29- Do you want to make out? Oh sorry, I mean work out, with me tomorrow night?
30- All the good pick up lines are taken but you aren't.
31- You know, I'm actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?
32- Hey, how was heaven when you left it?
33- On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9… and I'm the 1 you need.
34- I thought this was a restaurant, but it must be a museum because you are a work of art.
35- What's your favourite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you when we go on our first date.
36- If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.
37- I didn't even have to run to catch these butterflies.
38- I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
39- Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
40- I never believed in love at first sight, then I saw you.
41- I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?
42- If you like my name, you should hear my phone number.
43- Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
44- Can I show your picture to my friends to prove that angels really do exist?
45- Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
46- I should complain to Spotify for not making you this week's hottest single.
47- I think we've met before. Actually, never mind, I think it was just in my dreams.
48- When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?
49- I think there's something wrong with my phone. Could you call it and see if it works?
50- There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't seem to take them off of you.
51- Let's play a game… Not hide and seek though, people like you are hard to find.
52- My mum told me not to talk to strangers, but I'll make an exception for you.
53- I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.
54- I have a phone number, you have a phone number, think of the possibilities.
55- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
56- You must be a talented thief because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.
57- Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?
58- They say nothing lasts forever. Want to be my nothing?
59- I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together.
60- Would you mind giving me a pinch? You're so cute, I must be dreaming.
61- They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?
62- Are you single? Because I need a plus one to literally everything for the rest of my life.
63- If I had a time machine, I'd use it to relive this exact moment.
64- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
65- Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?
66- I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good looking I'm literally speechless.
67- I promise I won’t break your heart, I’ll just steal it.
68- Angels should be in heaven. How'd you escape?
69- I hope someone knows how to do CPR because you just took my breath away.
70- I always thought happiness started with an "H" but it looks like it starts with "U."
71- You look so familiar…Did we have class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
72- I've got all these forks and knives. All I need is a little spoon.
73- Are you Google? You have everything I search for.
74- Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.
75- Are you an artist? You're really good at drawing me in.
76- It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.
77- I'm not even playing cards but somehow I pulled a Queen.
78- Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I have a feeling that I should take you out as soon as possible.
79- My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?
80- I’m cold and you’re hot, wanna warm me up?
81- Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes.
82- Can you see us together as well as I can, or do you need glasses?
83- Your lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
84- I can't tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
85- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
86- Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
87- I'd never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
88- I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
89- I was feeling a little off today, but you've turned me on again.
90- They say the prettiest people are lonely, so you must be in dire need of some conversation.
91- Those are nice arms. Could I see how they would feel around me?
92- If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.
93- Let’s flip a coin. Head, I’m yours. Tails, you’re mine.
94- Let’s make a deal, I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
95- I know your name, but can I call you mine?
96- If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
97- You look like a tall drink of water, and I’m parched.
98- So when our grandkids ask how we met, what should we tell them?
99- I'm not an organ donor, but I'm ready to give you my heart.
100- I’m writing an article on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
101- I'm no electrician but I can light up your day.
102- On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9, and I'm the 1 you need.
103- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
104- If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet potato.
105- I don't know your name, but I'm sure it's just as beautiful as you are.
106- I'm surprised they haven't asked you to leave yet. You're making all the other men in here look bad.
107- I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. You should give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
108- Stop, drop, and roll because baby, you’re on fire.
109- You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.
110- You’re pretty and I’m cute. Wanna be pretty cute together?
111- Is there a waitlist or can I RSVP to your future right now?
112- Do you know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms.
113- So I already got your number, what’s next?
114- Have we met before? You look a lot like the love of my life.
115- I can see that you're gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?
116- You're looking a little sick, you must be suffering from lack of Vitamin Me.
117- You've got everything I've been looking for, and trust me, I've been looking for a long time.
118- Do you want some wine to go with this cheesy pickup line?
119- I bought you a dictionary since you add so much meaning to my life.
120- I got you some new sneakers. I figured you’d need them after running through my mind so much.
121- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
122- Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
123- The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
124- You’re arresting me? Good, I need someone to keep me out of trouble!
125- I'm in need of a hero. Can you sweep me off of my feet?
126- Do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice ‘stop, drop and roll.’
127- The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot.
128- They say you’re sworn to protect, but who’s going to protect me from falling for you?
129- I’m a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.
130- Can you call for backup? Because I need help dealing with my feelings for you.
131- I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life!
132- Is it a crime to look as good as you do in uniform? Because it should be!
133- I’m a fireman, that means I’m an expert in what’s hot.
134- Do you want to discuss if aliens are real over drinks with me?
135- Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.
136- Your methodology is so smooth and deliberate.
137- You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
138- Are you a bee? Because you’re sweet as honey.
139- Are you a panda? Because I can’t bear to be without you.
140- If you were a chicken, you'd be ‘im-peck-able’
141- I believe in honesty, so let me be honest. You're the most attractive man I've ever seen.
142- Hi, my name is Jane, but you can call me tonight.
FINAL CHAPTER- 143- I have this annoying trait where everyone I chat with falls in love with me, did it work?
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137- You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.
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I stumble back into my hotel room with all the grace of someone who has been bleeding, sprinting, and emotionally blackmailing a mermaid in the same twelve hour span. I don’t even bother turning on the lights. My coat hits the floor, followed by my boots, followed by me, briefly leaning ag...
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